Scary Multiplayer Glitch on Pocket Edition

My sister and I are spending three days in a hotel in San Antonio to go to Seaworld and the Alamo, and so tonight we were trying to join each other's servers, because we were playing minecraft. We saw this random person called Crab, so we joined the server. It was all glitchy! We couldn't collect stuff or fire bows, and this guy with a wooden sword was hiding in the woods and mysteriously came out and killed my sis! When I went in the water, I randomly took damage every now and then. When my sister respawned, there was a guy with her, and ANOTHER guy with me out in the wilderness was collecting clay! There were two! So we disconnected and joined a random server by a guy called Pandy. When we joined, I found out that the same guys were on there. The name Chloe was plastered all over the place, along with a death-hole and a swimming pool. I picked up a chat with one of them using some signs, and it turned out that we are all in the same hotel. They had to leave to go to Seaworld quickly, but we became friends and I left behind some signs telling them that I would be happy to let them into my server. So, for three days, I have some friends besides my sister.

Dirrus Waterpark

I just made an awesome waterpark! It is on a server called Dirrus Waterpark. It is basically a brick building on an ice island with the word 'water' in front of it. Open the door and there is a ticket station. Then, go to the left or right and you are admitted into the giant waterpark. It has a climbing place with pictures, a bamboo bay, blocks sticking from the water if you want to play stepping stones, and a small individual pool for the ticket master. The whole waterpark is fenced-in. Nearby, there used to be a small mine-perfect area near another island, where there were coal and iron ores. Oh, well. It's still an awesome place to go swimming!

The Creative Mode Farm

I am addicted to wheat. Yes, I, Thicket Domerry am addicted to wheat. So, I started a creative mode server called Xyeurus Farm and I created a lovely little red barn/house with a melon patch, wheat field, and sugar cane growth bank. There's also a doghouse, for special occasions when Loda feels like playing the role of 'Chloe, the Farm Dog." And a little farther away, in the arctic, is a tragedy... a wrecked animal shelter, destroyed when the cashier turned into a raging she-wolgolem. (A monster that is half werewolf, half golem.)  The brave farmer (me) rescued a drowning dog to save at my farm, and ever since then, a wolgolem has stalked my crops, willing to kill me... and yes, I am making this story part up, but aren't stories nice to tell, true or not? Anyways, I've been thinking... should I start a Minecraft Blog Show? Comment if you think so!

Oh My Chicken, What the BEEF?

I finally got the full version of Minecraft. Yay meh! So, I've already made a lot of servers, and guess what? Okay, well... I was walking in my cool server that has some wierd, funky name (I just call it the MudClan camp for short, because it's a warrior cat-themed survival world and it has an underground base), and then this spider walked up to me. Well, my sister screamed, "AHH!" and declared war on it, and I just stood there going "What the heck? Poor spider." And then right at that moment a cow trampled the spider. Lol it was so funny that I started to change the word "heck" in what the heck to beef. Later on, I was in my house, and a hoard of creepers started to bang on my door. So then I went to my other server called Warlord's Domain and herded a little chicken into my house, so now we have to watch my door really carefully (lol) because the bird is my pet. Well, my sister (why my sister again?) said she wanted to call it Mr. Chick-Chick. And then, I told her that this was Minecraft and Minecraft is cooler than some dolly game. I told her it was going to be named Eggstein. She said it was alright and therefore she felt 'tired' because it was night, so she laid in her bed. Then, Eggstein jumped on her stomach and she had to look at his underside for the rest of the night. Well then we switched to my last survival server where I live under a waterfall but never drown. I was the stupid guy this time, because I looked to my door before going to bed and saw a creeper at it, staring down at my sister and scaring her from her pants. Now I, being Thicket Domerry and all, decided to take matters into my own hands. So I screamed, "Kill it!" opened the door, and it blew up the entire front part of my house. It even detonated a small portion of itself in Loda Blokton's face! And yes, Loda is my sister. So now I guess I have proof of my stupidity! And because of both the flopping cow and the bed-addicted chicken, I am now taking to the sayings of "Oh my chicken!" and "What the beef?"

YAY! New Arrival!

Loda Blokton and I went for a stroll, which meant, let's say, to her house, which has an ugly path of torches leading to it. She introduced me to her pet pig, Sparky. But then, I noticed the lighting outside was getting darker, and at one point it was finally nighttime. Thank goodness we made it into the orphanage (my house and zombie observatory) before any zombies spawned. But then I realized: zombies HAD spawned! When it gets to be night, the time when zombies naturally spawn, my zombie cases get especially dark because there are no torches in them so  we can keep the zombies alive. And zombies spawn in the dark. So, when I returned to my house, instead of the eight total orphan zombies, there were eleven, and the extra three orphans had spawned in Loda's case! (you can tell it's Loda's case because there are light blue blocks above it and mine has dark blue blocks above it) So, when new zombies come to the orphanage, we call these zombies new arrivals! And lucky for the cute little twerps, Loda is willing to raise more orphans. These zombies have been lovingly named Nikkina, Milton, and Yasmi by Loda and are currently bonding with the other zombies. Here's an image of them with the group!

Sorry. Even with a webcam, I guess I can't capture the action very well. Lol. Oh, well, at least there's not a glare and you can see the mob's shirts.

Zombie Orphanage

It is the honor of the two infamous Minecraftian explorers nicknamed 'Thicket Domerry' and 'Loda Blokton' to do things a bit crazily. To tell the truth, that's what we did today! My friend from school is working on a Minecraft colloseum with mobs caged up and ready for battle, including an underground labrynth. (And I get to work there! : D) But I was feeling a bit jealous because he would make a business, so I went and got Loda and discussed my master plan. And it was: we were going to make a place to keep a mob of zombies! So, I crafted the house and put a statue of a zombie head on top of it to indicate that it was a house for zombies and players. Then, I expanded it and added windows from the inside to view the zombies. I left some open spaces to lure the zombies in and trap them inside, then I got Loda to make zombies chase her. All of them followed her into the trap, I sealed the entrance up, they killed Loda and she respawned, and we had our zombie orphanage! The orphan zombies are 100% safe. Their enclosure is dark, full of grass, and they have each other to talk to. In fact, we saved them from daylight instead of kidnapping them. Also, their enclosure is dug out to make a high bit of ground and a low bit of  'plains' so that they feel like they're in the wild on uneven grass. (If you play Minecraft then you know that there are uneven bits of grass in the wild) I might fill that area with water in the future, because zombies love water. I know this is a long post, don't worry, I'll make it quick. Before we finish, I'll wrap this up with our orphans. Oh, yeah, and since I'm about to offer information on our orphans, I'll just tell you that each orphanage keeper, which would be me and Loda, has four zombies to care for, making a total of eight orphan zombies. And also, none of the zombies are villagers. Anyway, enjoy!


Loda Blokton's Zombies:

Name: Chloe
Gender: Female
Personality: Very naughty. Likes to mimic orphanage visitors and growl to scare them out of their wits. She is bouncy and enjoys pulling pranks on the other orphans.


Name: Syptan
Gender: Male
Personality: Likes to sleep alot. If another zombie teases him, he will only roll over and hiss. If he gets the chance, he will sneak Loda's lunch from her pocket.


Name: Dostali
Gender: Male
Personality: Well-behaved. Snarls occasionally at Chloe when she misbehaves and likes to spend time with his boy friends. He doesn't appreciate the keepers much, however.


Name: Dusty
Gender: Male
Personality: Enjoys watching the humorous punishments of Chloe and is a bit of a joker. When he sees a visitor enter the shelter, he tries to entertain them by picking on Chloe and poking Syptan.




Thicket Domerry's Zombies


Name:  Jaden
Gender: Male
Personality: Aggressive and selfish. He sneers, roars and bites at the glass whenever a visitor comes by. If he is taunted by another zombie, he pursues them. He does, however, like his friends and play with them.


Name: Bansai
Gender: Male
Personality: Has a dim mind. Despite being dumb, he takes part in group discussions and likes to offer ideas. He doesn't mind being tormented and even if he doesn't fight well, he will still attempt.


Name: Crunch
Gender: Male
Personality: Calm and kind. Sometimes he will pull dirt and grass off of the enclosure ground to make toys for the other orphans belonging to Thicket. Crunch is noted for being very creative.


Name: Kitanne
Gender: Female
Personality: Snobby, picky about what she eats, and is mostly tomboy. She likes to smash gravel and pretend she is storming the orphanage. Kitanne loves to hang out with the male zombies in her enclosure.




And proof that this is all real? Some pictures! Here's a picture of the outside of the Minecraft Zombie International Orphanage Institute. (MZIOI)

(P.S: Sorry about the glare and how dark the zombie head is. If you look closely, you can see the face.) And here's the inside of MZIOI!

(P.P.S: Sorry about the glare again, there is a problem with my camera's ability of capturing another screen's images, and sorry that you can't see the zombie very well, but if you look at the shadows, you can make out the square head which is diagonally to the left of the player's head. I have located the zombie's body so you can see. If you look very closely, you will see a gray-green small pixel in that area. That is the head. Also, there are three more zombies in there, so if you see gray-green pixels elsewhere, that's other zombies.)