Scary Multiplayer Glitch on Pocket Edition

My sister and I are spending three days in a hotel in San Antonio to go to Seaworld and the Alamo, and so tonight we were trying to join each other's servers, because we were playing minecraft. We saw this random person called Crab, so we joined the server. It was all glitchy! We couldn't collect stuff or fire bows, and this guy with a wooden sword was hiding in the woods and mysteriously came out and killed my sis! When I went in the water, I randomly took damage every now and then. When my sister respawned, there was a guy with her, and ANOTHER guy with me out in the wilderness was collecting clay! There were two! So we disconnected and joined a random server by a guy called Pandy. When we joined, I found out that the same guys were on there. The name Chloe was plastered all over the place, along with a death-hole and a swimming pool. I picked up a chat with one of them using some signs, and it turned out that we are all in the same hotel. They had to leave to go to Seaworld quickly, but we became friends and I left behind some signs telling them that I would be happy to let them into my server. So, for three days, I have some friends besides my sister.

Dirrus Waterpark

I just made an awesome waterpark! It is on a server called Dirrus Waterpark. It is basically a brick building on an ice island with the word 'water' in front of it. Open the door and there is a ticket station. Then, go to the left or right and you are admitted into the giant waterpark. It has a climbing place with pictures, a bamboo bay, blocks sticking from the water if you want to play stepping stones, and a small individual pool for the ticket master. The whole waterpark is fenced-in. Nearby, there used to be a small mine-perfect area near another island, where there were coal and iron ores. Oh, well. It's still an awesome place to go swimming!

The Creative Mode Farm

I am addicted to wheat. Yes, I, Thicket Domerry am addicted to wheat. So, I started a creative mode server called Xyeurus Farm and I created a lovely little red barn/house with a melon patch, wheat field, and sugar cane growth bank. There's also a doghouse, for special occasions when Loda feels like playing the role of 'Chloe, the Farm Dog." And a little farther away, in the arctic, is a tragedy... a wrecked animal shelter, destroyed when the cashier turned into a raging she-wolgolem. (A monster that is half werewolf, half golem.)  The brave farmer (me) rescued a drowning dog to save at my farm, and ever since then, a wolgolem has stalked my crops, willing to kill me... and yes, I am making this story part up, but aren't stories nice to tell, true or not? Anyways, I've been thinking... should I start a Minecraft Blog Show? Comment if you think so!

Oh My Chicken, What the BEEF?

I finally got the full version of Minecraft. Yay meh! So, I've already made a lot of servers, and guess what? Okay, well... I was walking in my cool server that has some wierd, funky name (I just call it the MudClan camp for short, because it's a warrior cat-themed survival world and it has an underground base), and then this spider walked up to me. Well, my sister screamed, "AHH!" and declared war on it, and I just stood there going "What the heck? Poor spider." And then right at that moment a cow trampled the spider. Lol it was so funny that I started to change the word "heck" in what the heck to beef. Later on, I was in my house, and a hoard of creepers started to bang on my door. So then I went to my other server called Warlord's Domain and herded a little chicken into my house, so now we have to watch my door really carefully (lol) because the bird is my pet. Well, my sister (why my sister again?) said she wanted to call it Mr. Chick-Chick. And then, I told her that this was Minecraft and Minecraft is cooler than some dolly game. I told her it was going to be named Eggstein. She said it was alright and therefore she felt 'tired' because it was night, so she laid in her bed. Then, Eggstein jumped on her stomach and she had to look at his underside for the rest of the night. Well then we switched to my last survival server where I live under a waterfall but never drown. I was the stupid guy this time, because I looked to my door before going to bed and saw a creeper at it, staring down at my sister and scaring her from her pants. Now I, being Thicket Domerry and all, decided to take matters into my own hands. So I screamed, "Kill it!" opened the door, and it blew up the entire front part of my house. It even detonated a small portion of itself in Loda Blokton's face! And yes, Loda is my sister. So now I guess I have proof of my stupidity! And because of both the flopping cow and the bed-addicted chicken, I am now taking to the sayings of "Oh my chicken!" and "What the beef?"