The Creative Mode Farm

I am addicted to wheat. Yes, I, Thicket Domerry am addicted to wheat. So, I started a creative mode server called Xyeurus Farm and I created a lovely little red barn/house with a melon patch, wheat field, and sugar cane growth bank. There's also a doghouse, for special occasions when Loda feels like playing the role of 'Chloe, the Farm Dog." And a little farther away, in the arctic, is a tragedy... a wrecked animal shelter, destroyed when the cashier turned into a raging she-wolgolem. (A monster that is half werewolf, half golem.)  The brave farmer (me) rescued a drowning dog to save at my farm, and ever since then, a wolgolem has stalked my crops, willing to kill me... and yes, I am making this story part up, but aren't stories nice to tell, true or not? Anyways, I've been thinking... should I start a Minecraft Blog Show? Comment if you think so!

Oh My Chicken, What the BEEF?

I finally got the full version of Minecraft. Yay meh! So, I've already made a lot of servers, and guess what? Okay, well... I was walking in my cool server that has some wierd, funky name (I just call it the MudClan camp for short, because it's a warrior cat-themed survival world and it has an underground base), and then this spider walked up to me. Well, my sister screamed, "AHH!" and declared war on it, and I just stood there going "What the heck? Poor spider." And then right at that moment a cow trampled the spider. Lol it was so funny that I started to change the word "heck" in what the heck to beef. Later on, I was in my house, and a hoard of creepers started to bang on my door. So then I went to my other server called Warlord's Domain and herded a little chicken into my house, so now we have to watch my door really carefully (lol) because the bird is my pet. Well, my sister (why my sister again?) said she wanted to call it Mr. Chick-Chick. And then, I told her that this was Minecraft and Minecraft is cooler than some dolly game. I told her it was going to be named Eggstein. She said it was alright and therefore she felt 'tired' because it was night, so she laid in her bed. Then, Eggstein jumped on her stomach and she had to look at his underside for the rest of the night. Well then we switched to my last survival server where I live under a waterfall but never drown. I was the stupid guy this time, because I looked to my door before going to bed and saw a creeper at it, staring down at my sister and scaring her from her pants. Now I, being Thicket Domerry and all, decided to take matters into my own hands. So I screamed, "Kill it!" opened the door, and it blew up the entire front part of my house. It even detonated a small portion of itself in Loda Blokton's face! And yes, Loda is my sister. So now I guess I have proof of my stupidity! And because of both the flopping cow and the bed-addicted chicken, I am now taking to the sayings of "Oh my chicken!" and "What the beef?"